Words of Wisdom from Hitch

The late great movie director Sir Alfred Hitchcock (a.k.a., "the master of suspense") once said: "I think there is nothing more terrifying than getting a traffic ticket. ... I don't drive a car for the simple reason that if you don't drive, you can't get a ticket."

I'll leave it up to the reader to figure out why I would post this particular statement made by Alfred Hitchcock!